My book is not done. Does the universe even care?
“When you go to court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who couldn’t figure out how to get out of jury duty.”
–Norm Crosby
My book is not done. Does the universe even care?
“When you go to court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who couldn’t figure out how to get out of jury duty.”
–Norm Crosby
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Congratulations Juror #10 –
You have won the third prize. Firsdt Prize was “PASS GO – Get out of Jury Duty”. Second Prize was was one week of Jry Duty …and third prize was – Go directly to Jury Duty and put Your life on hold until the verdict is in! You lucky chile!
I have only been called once… The prosecuting attorney asked me I f I thought Policemen should be held to a higher standard of truthfulness than ordinary citizens.
…and I said “Yes I do”.
He immediately requested that I be dismissed.
Congratulations Juror #10 –
You have won the third prize. Firsdt Prize was “PASS GO – Get out of Jury Duty”. Second Prize was was one week of Jry Duty …and third prize was – Go directly to Jury Duty and put Your life on hold until the verdict is in! You lucky chile!
I have only been called once… The prosecuting attorney asked me I f I thought Policemen should be held to a higher standard of truthfulness than ordinary citizens.
…and I said “Yes I do”.
He immediately requested that I be dismissed.
That is too funny! I have been called twice and always have a good book to read while I’m waiting for nothing to happen! I never had to worry about writing a good book! I’m sorry for you, but the pictures sure did put a smile on my face!
That is too funny! I have been called twice and always have a good book to read while I’m waiting for nothing to happen! I never had to worry about writing a good book! I’m sorry for you, but the pictures sure did put a smile on my face!
Oooh, good luck!
Nice quote as well.
Oooh, good luck!
Nice quote as well.
Oh dear! Are laptops allowed? On the plus side … maybe there’s a book in being a juror LOL!
Oh dear! Are laptops allowed? On the plus side … maybe there’s a book in being a juror LOL!