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to whom it may concern

This is to inform you that we have gone fully native.

meet Nala and Mowgli

Jerry is heretofore known as Mowgli and I am Nala. My face-recognizing computer no longer recognizes me.

We have worn nothing but sand on our feet for weeks. We may or may not have stopped wearing undies. This can neither be confirmed nor denied.

We now subsist on a diet of coconut, passion fruit, mangos and sticky rice.

We’ve made the painful decision to sever all ties with cold, dark, wet winters. Instead, we will tough it out here in what certain ignorant people term a shithole country, sleeping in hammocks, swimming with the fishes, and conversing with the talking birds.


Hope that’s okay with you.
Wish you were here. Glad we’re not there.
Love,
Mowgli and Nala

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12 Responses

  1. Sounds like you are in Thailand, or bordering Thailand, such as beachside Cambodia,
    the Gulf of Thailand or the Andaman Sea. I’ve never heard particular ignorant people refer to anywhere in Southeast Asia as a shithole.

  2. Sounds like you are in Thailand, or bordering Thailand, such as beachside Cambodia,
    the Gulf of Thailand or the Andaman Sea. I’ve never heard particular ignorant people refer to anywhere in Southeast Asia as a shithole.

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