Elizabeth last year at her bridal shower. Good lord, we had such fun that day! And we’re telling all here.
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Elizabeth last year at her bridal shower. Good lord, we had such fun that day! And we’re telling all here.
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A joke to make you smile. I’ve collected some good ones:
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Leon and his wife Vicky are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. Leon gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
-”Ag nie, not a chance,” says Leon, “its 3 o’clock in the morning!”
He slams the door and returns to bed.
-”Who was that?” asked Vicky.
-”Ag, just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
-”Did you help him?” she asks.
-”No, I did not, it’s 3 in the morning and it is pouring outside!”
-”Nie Leon, you have a short memory,” says Vicky. “Can’t you remember about 4 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”
Leon does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
-”Hello, are you still there?” shouts Leon.
-”Ja,” said the drunk.
-”Do you still need a push?” asks Leon.
-”Ja, please!” answers the Drunk.
-”Where are you?” asks Leon.
-”Over here… on the swing!”
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And to find your country:
http://damantigui.wordpress.com/2011/01/08/encuentra-tu-pais-%E2%80%93-es
If you don’t recognize one of them leave a comment
A joke to make you smile. I’ve collected some good ones:
.
Leon and his wife Vicky are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. Leon gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
-”Ag nie, not a chance,” says Leon, “its 3 o’clock in the morning!”
He slams the door and returns to bed.
-”Who was that?” asked Vicky.
-”Ag, just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
-”Did you help him?” she asks.
-”No, I did not, it’s 3 in the morning and it is pouring outside!”
-”Nie Leon, you have a short memory,” says Vicky. “Can’t you remember about 4 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”
Leon does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
-”Hello, are you still there?” shouts Leon.
-”Ja,” said the drunk.
-”Do you still need a push?” asks Leon.
-”Ja, please!” answers the Drunk.
-”Where are you?” asks Leon.
-”Over here… on the swing!”
.
And to find your country:
http://damantigui.wordpress.com/2011/01/08/encuentra-tu-pais-%E2%80%93-es
If you don’t recognize one of them leave a comment