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Barkis: Will you quit worrying the coffee and get to the pie PLEASE?
Turning Your Back on Temptation
Barkis: Will you quit worrying the coffee and get to the pie PLEASE?
Turning Your Back on Temptation
That’s MY bowl you took out of the dishwasher….Do I get the pie????
That’s MY bowl you took out of the dishwasher….Do I get the pie????
C’monnnn, Hurry up with that coffee…Susan just left the kitchen….Gimme some pie, gimme some pie, gimme some pie!
C’monnnn, Hurry up with that coffee…Susan just left the kitchen….Gimme some pie, gimme some pie, gimme some pie!
If we pretend we aren’t interested in the pie do you think she’ll leave??
If we pretend we aren’t interested in the pie do you think she’ll leave??
Once, there was a pretty little pie
Apple, pumpkin, rhubarb, oh my, oh sigh…
Barkis layed awake all night
dreaming of the plight
of that yummy pie, made by that real nice guy!
Once, there was a pretty little pie
Apple, pumpkin, rhubarb, oh my, oh sigh…
Barkis layed awake all night
dreaming of the plight
of that yummy pie, made by that real nice guy!
Man does that pie look delious i wonder if anyone will notice a piece missing
Man does that pie look delious i wonder if anyone will notice a piece missing
“Humans can be so stupid sometimes. Does this guy really need a cutting board and three knives to cut that little pie? Oh, just let me do it!”
“Humans can be so stupid sometimes. Does this guy really need a cutting board and three knives to cut that little pie? Oh, just let me do it!”
What kind of pie are we having?
What kind of pie are we having?
Surprised, Buster realized his master was urinating in the dishwasher. However, Buster didn’t judge. He knew when there is food waiting in the bowl, you go where you can.
Surprised, Buster realized his master was urinating in the dishwasher. However, Buster didn’t judge. He knew when there is food waiting in the bowl, you go where you can.
Don’t call me “pooch”, you eat the canned stuff I’ll take the pie!
Don’t call me “pooch”, you eat the canned stuff I’ll take the pie!
While his back is turned I will take the pie!!!
While his back is turned I will take the pie!!!
Barkis: Hmmmm, Dad do you mind if I have some of the pie that’s on the bench, please, please, please Mummy won’t mind, I’ve been a good boy!!!
Barkis: Hmmmm, Dad do you mind if I have some of the pie that’s on the bench, please, please, please Mummy won’t mind, I’ve been a good boy!!!
Barkis sends telepathic hint. “No coffee for me. It makes me hyper.” Apparently, human lacks sense of humour before first coffee. Barkis tries again. “Prioritize, man! While your coffee is getting hot, MY pie is getting cold.” Still nothing. Human is too self-absorbed watching coffee drip. Barkis feels patience wearing thin, then he remembers. Last time he helped himself he spent a week in the doghouse.
Barkis sends telepathic hint. “No coffee for me. It makes me hyper.” Apparently, human lacks sense of humour before first coffee. Barkis tries again. “Prioritize, man! While your coffee is getting hot, MY pie is getting cold.” Still nothing. Human is too self-absorbed watching coffee drip. Barkis feels patience wearing thin, then he remembers. Last time he helped himself he spent a week in the doghouse.
…and give us this day our daily pie, Amen!
…and give us this day our daily pie, Amen!
Coffee is great, but I want some pie!
Coffee is great, but I want some pie!