What NOT to do when you’re on deadline

August 22, 2007

My book is not done. Does the universe even care?

cell phone self portrait

“When you go to court, you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who couldn’t figure out how to get out of jury duty.”

–Norm Crosby

| 5 Comments
  • That is too funny! I have been called twice and always have a good book to read while I’m waiting for nothing to happen! I never had to worry about writing a good book! I’m sorry for you, but the pictures sure did put a smile on my face!

  • Congratulations Juror #10 –

    You have won the third prize. Firsdt Prize was “PASS GO – Get out of Jury Duty”. Second Prize was was one week of Jry Duty …and third prize was – Go directly to Jury Duty and put Your life on hold until the verdict is in! You lucky chile!

    I have only been called once… The prosecuting attorney asked me I f I thought Policemen should be held to a higher standard of truthfulness than ordinary citizens.

    …and I said “Yes I do”.

    He immediately requested that I be dismissed.

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